im a nerd...

so i buy gears if war 2 right? no biggie, the game is sick by the way even tho i suck online right now. thing is i got the life-size lancer assault rifle(google it) and im going to start building a costume for halloween next year. and i suppose ima buy world @ war as well, i dunno bcuz these jordan are droppin and the homegirl who works a ike aint htme back... matter of fact let me call her now. i'll let you know how it goes.

life is a b word

real talk.... friday i went went to a party where "the girl im feelin attended" and had a good time. hahahah that is until she blew up on me, seems i was acting an ass(which i dont doubt) but i dont think i did anything to severe. thing about alcohol tho is our never eally all the sure. it took forever literally to get her to agree to go out with me, then the party happened, now the "hot date" is off. no need in analyzing what i did, i gave a heart felt apology, and now im done. if she changes her mind she knows where i am. if not... hey ladies!!!! on a sidenote why do all the best girl stay far away? i was talking to my girl ebz sexy ass, and i think ive come to believe we too real for these mofos!

i like stupid stuff

i just saw this video posted on a sneaker website i frequent.... hilarious.

to laugh clck here

i voted...

note the name Barack Obama at the bottom, then if you would look to the right of that to see where i left my mark on history. i've never seen this many ppl out to vote ever

i had to wait for 2 hours... with these two ghetto bats behind me talking about baby daddies, gang bangin and for some odd reason government cheese (which is the best by the way). well at least they are voting. i guess....

halloween!!!!

hancock... i ran into this guy who had a great costume had to get a pic...

yeah so im late.... i was drunk for 2.5 days. it started with a day at work pretty amped bcuz i didnt have to work until 1am like my boss had planned ha! so gary was supposed to roll...dandruff again. my boy erron came thru tho, and he rarely if ever goes out but whenever we arrive at the same place at the same time....trouble. i pick him up and we roll out to redlands to this club, but you know we cant go sober. we stop at food4less and cop a bottle of the purple and gold, fyi i forgot crown royal is velvety smooth. we drank and became merry and we waited in line all if 3 minutes before cutting. we made it to the front of the ling as some guy got socked, and the other got tased(yeah like with a taser) and thats when we found out the party was at capacity(oh no!). not to worry we got in but i wont go into detail bcuz i have kappa pals who may read this... but i will say they throw a hell of a party!

halloween facts:-1 in every 10 women will be sexy police women

-1 in every 20 women will be either a lady bug or bumble bee

-1 in every 3 women will have no title to the costume they have on

but will have bootymeat hanging out

-1 in every 2 men will wear afro wigs

-1 in every 3 wont wear a costume

oh yeah i was wolverine, yes, i know im black... im redefining the role hater! i did some custom joints to match.

dbaggin it....

so i get home this morning after a night filled with diddy vodka, that i somehow incorporated with volcano tacos and various value menu treats. so im informed by one of my favorite ppl that they read my blog and im a douchebag in skinny jeans. i must make it known that i tried em on yes, and even thought they feel like wearing really long briefs, i did not take em to the register. as far as me being a dbag...so! i also went out with my homegirl yesterday... fun times her sister is effin hot. neway this is a pic of me and her havin a blast.

obama or mccain

pros for obama...

he has a mixtape
chicken prices would drop
kool aid would come free with purchase of chicken
i hear he has a jumpshot
wife looks like she related to kanye west
prolly sucks a ddr
prolly good in madden
prolly the best in nba 2k9
supports doggystyle


pros for mccain...

would finally have a president who looks like he does the robot when he walks
donald trumph's hair wouldnt get as much bad press
arm moves like a g.i. joe kung fu grip action figure...hiiii yah
in his younger days looked like guile from street fighter
prolly great in ddr
prolly watches bbw porn
supports missionary position


i think ima vote for whoever has the better sneaker collection bcuz that is the issue that matters to me most!